Drama, drama, scandal, scandal, drama, gasp, teaser, teaser, drama, drama, teaser, scandal, sensationalism, scandal, drama, sensationalism, gasp, oh no!, I pick you, drama, teaser, scandal, can you believe this, drama, we’ve waited so long, scandal, but before we do that, drama, drama, gasp, teaser, tonight we’ve seen drama, teaser, scandal, sensationalism, drama, teaser, scandal, goodnight.
I hereby declare prime time network television *completely* devoid of anything remotely interesting.
I’d like to put forth the fact that people seem to watch this crap anyway as proof that the American viewing audience is completely lacking in brain cells. It scares me that they’re going to pick our next leader.